Tag Bachelorette Recaps

Bachelorette Becca recap: “We’re in Thailand!”

Bachelorette Becca Recap – Fantasy Suite Dates We’ve reached a critical week in Bachelorette Becca’s journey to find the perfect partner. The digital map is back and a cartoon airplane dot, dot, dots across the Pacific Ocean to Bangkok International Airport. Fantasy suites. Bangkok. Let the innuendos begin! Thailand is the most romantic place Becca has ever been. This makes sense since the last place she jetted off to was

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Bachelorette Becca recap: Tia, wouldn’t wanna be ya

Bachelorette Becca Recap – Hometown Dates “I’m sorry. I’m probably going to hell.” You know it’s a stellar episode when someone from your watching party utters that phrase within two minutes of the opening montage. Hey Becca. America saw your butt cheeks thanks to an infamous Jump & Straddle (trademark pending) in an ill-fitting floral purple romper. I had many things to say about your wardrobe choice that I shan’t

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Bachelorette Becca Recap: Who’s headed to hometowns?

Bachelor Becca Recap: Week 7 The Bahamas. I hear it’s the perfect place to fall in love. Although you can’t swim with the pigs anymore, you can pull slimy strings from a conch for a nice pre-dinner snack. Both sound equally romantic. Becca is super pumped to be island hoping this week since she’s never been to the Bahamas. Neither have any of the six guys in her roster. Our

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Bachelorette Becca Recap: Beccaelection 2018

Bachelorette Becca Recap: Week 6 Thank goodness the ABC production department brought back the handy digital map, because I’m not sure everyone knows where Richmond is located, let alone Virginia. ABC: The network that teaches geography, as well as debauchery. Here we go, people. Becca is, according to all the license plates and commemorative commonwealth paraphernalia, in Virginia and Virginia is for lovers. It makes sense that this is the

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Bachelorette Becca Recap: Chris needs to work on his poker face

Bachelorette Becca Recap: Week 5 Hello dear reader! Did you see that I have a summer reading list? I’m collecting everyone’s favorite books, compiling it into an organized document, and sending the list for free. Details HERE. Okay, I wanted to start this Bachelorette Becca recap off with a “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” joke, but since Bachelorette Becca and her suitors were barely in the part of Vegas

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