I’m going back to Cali. To Cali. To Cali.

I’m actually about to be on the plane, so the recap is going to be a very late today. I didn’t want you to think I forgot.
Or that I’ve completely given up on the show even though baby talk Shayne got on my last nerve.

Go ahead and visit amongst yourselves until I have time to write the recap. I’ll give you a topic:

The Prince of Tides is neither about a prince nor tides.


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April 1, 2008 8:02 am

Well, while we wait for Lincee’s re-cap, here are a few things I noticed:

*Matt’s got a case of the Irish tan when he drinks!

*Anyone think Kelly is in desperate need of a burger or a sandwich? She looked emaciated when she was giving Matt the massage

*Matt originally was not opening the car door for Shayne; he was walking around to his side. Then they cut to him opening her door. maybe he got mixed up as to which side of the car?

*Who carries around a self-tanning machine?!?! Who even owns one?!

*Did anyone see the commercial for last night’s episode that said something like, “some girls will play naughty, some girls will play nice, and some girls…..get the MEEPS.” So funny

*When Matt told Shayne she had “amazingly beautiful eyes,” they were completely glazed over from alcohol–in fact, she was almost cross-eyed at that point!

*Noelle getting a rose? did that surprise anyone? I like her, but she was barely on camera the entire time….dark horse?

twiddling my thumbs until Lincee’s return. 🙂

April 1, 2008 8:08 am

I’m very much over Shayne as well. I’m also over the women’s obsession to use so much spray tan they look like oompa loompas. Why would anyone bring a portable spray tan system with them? That’s so weird.

One girl had the moon shaped crescents that you get on your butt from spray tanning when she leaned over during rugby. That’s attractive, princess. Next time be sure to get ALL your body parts when getting sprayed.

Apparently, I’m a bit cranky this morning. Oh well. Have a safe flight Lincee.

April 1, 2008 8:26 am

Prince of Tides, one of my favorite books…didn’t really like the movie though. Not a Babs fan.

April 1, 2008 9:13 am

You are absolutely right Sue about the car door….but I also noticed that all the girls were out by the car when they first walked out and then when Matt was opening the door for Shayne all the girls were gone. I am sure they have to “stage” each shot a thousand times! I am SO over Shayne’s babytalk also! And her ugly boots. And I find it really hard to believe she has never been to a wine tasting like she told Matt when he told her where they were going on their date….ummm….she lives in Cali right? And she drinks a lot of wine? And she hasn’t been to a wine tasting before? Right.

April 1, 2008 9:18 am

I “sawl” that rose on the table, too Shayne….that was SO fake…..ABC interns could’ve done a better job with that……

Erin Pie
Erin Pie
April 1, 2008 9:35 am

Hey Lincee….my friend just forwarded me this peice of gossip about the Bach from TMZ….do you think it’s real?

Moose's Mom
Moose's Mom
April 1, 2008 10:09 am

I have a question Who brings a spray tan machine with them? Honestly

April 1, 2008 10:13 am

Any one who also brings an entire suitcase just for shoes; another for purses, handbags, sunglasses, and watches. Honestly, did she bring her entire wardrobe with her?

April 1, 2008 10:19 am

selfishly, i hope he keeps shayne around so we can see her dad….that would make me laugh so hard…i can just hear our host chris harrison, “join us next time for has-beens, london calling”

i hope marshana and nashville are the next to go. they bug me.

Not Ashamed Guy
Not Ashamed Guy
April 1, 2008 10:21 am

Must…. see…. Made of Honor…… will laugh….. and have good time…..

I really missed watching with my Carrie. 🙁

April 1, 2008 10:24 am

I completely agree about Shayne-she is way too high maintenance. I think he’ll keep her around for a while, but I can’t imagine her getting past the parents episode! If he’s into that type of nitwit he has issues!

What was up with Marshana! She totally used a slightly cut lip to her advantage!

One thing to be glad about- at least there was no singing last night!

April 1, 2008 10:36 am

Did anyone else notice that Shayne had Holly spray her WITHOUT bottoms, but WITH a top?! Isn’t the point of a spray tan to not have lines? So she basically wanted the tan lines on her shoulders, but not on her a$$!

And, thank you, Kelli…. I noticed the “sawl”, too! That Shayne kills me.

I think Marshana needs to up her game. A little blood isn’t going to get you a rose, kid – Bevon went to the hospital to get herself one… rookie move, Marshana!

April 1, 2008 10:50 am

* “sawl”….i thought i had misheard it, until she said it AGAIN!

* when they were outside drinking the wine she had a glass of red, then in the next shot it was a glass of white.

* marshana was clinging to matt after her ‘injury’. annoying, and it was wimpy and overly dramatic. an apparent ploy for his attention…which he totally fell for.

* i’ve noticed on this show and on ‘rock of love’ that the girls often use tears to get attention from the guy, to manipulate, and get alone time. amazingly enough though, it actually seems to work.

* shayne’s eyes were very squinty when he said he loved them.

* it was funny to me that shayne was all, ‘rose? what rose? i, like, totally forgot about there being a rose involved in this night!’ she IS an actor after all!

* matt wasn’t about to give amy that rose until after he kissed her to see if there was ‘electricity’ between them.

April 1, 2008 11:00 am

i’ve decided to do what somebody else suggested, i’m waiting to watch it until after lincee does her recap b/c half the time i miss the key moments! you guys are cracking me up this morning though!

April 1, 2008 11:01 am

I cannot stand Shayne or Robin. Shayne is so full of herself and annoying, and those long droopy bangs hanging in her face is sooo irritating! Everytime I “sawl” her hair hanging in her face last night, I cringed. Favorite quote of the night by Chelsea, “If you wear fake eyelashes to play rugby, you deserve to get picked last!” Classic!! I’m really liking all the girls who don’t get caught up in the drama… Noelle, Meep girl Amanda, and Holly. They seem the most genuine. I agree with everyone who said that Marshana was playing up the minor injury… she’s starting to bug too. Can’t wait to hear Lincee’s recap!

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