The return of Kasey, Michael Bluth and Des

Yes, I watched The Bachelor’s “funniest moments” on Tuesday night and unfortunately this happened… My ears felt neither guarded nor protected. After shoving pencils in my ears while Kasey sang, gritting my teeth at a montage of crying discarded bachelorettes confessing in limos and rolling my eyes as another ABC modesty patch covered the naked buttocks of countless contestants, you can imagine how excited I am for Arrested Development which

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Sizing Up Des’ Dudes

We are just days away from joining Desiree on her quest to find Sean 2.0 among the naturally athletic, adorably geeky and uncommonly white toothed band of merry men that ABC cobbled together from country club bars, Venice Beach, that one dude who shared a prison cell with our bachelorette’s brother and the countless tweets from women following Our Host Chris Harrison who claim their co-worker/newphew/son would be PERFECT for

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Trust her. She’s a doctor.

Congratulations to IHGB reader Victoria who just graduated with her Ph.D. this past weekend! I’m honored that she thought to take this picture with another great Dr on her big day! PS: Check back later for my take on the new crop of Bachelors. At least five are wearing the color teal in their composite pics.  I’m just sayin’.

Dancing with a Bride and a Magician

The Offshore Technology Conference is this week. Translation: It’s 8:45 and I’m about to go to bed. Therefore, my take on Sean’s most memorable moments from tonight’s episode will be short and sweet. Just like Tom Bergeron. HERE COMES THE BRIDE 1. Sean rocked the white man overbite. Twice. 2. Peta wore a mullet bridal dress. 3. You can tell that Catherine is ready for her 15 minute of fame

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