Is a subscription to Details magazine. Is to work as photographer’s assistant at Details magazine. Is for Will Schuester to give the GLEE kids some sort of beach assignment that involves him in this precise wardrobe. I’m sure if we all work together in the spirit of Christmas, we can make it happen.

Technically, I’m the only one prepared for frightful weather. What is up with this picture? Clearly, our local weatherman must have predicted a wicked blizzard that was about to hit Hallsville, Texas for the first time in its existence. It’s the only way to account for my kickin’ green and white toboggan and what appears to be a black turtle neck under what is undoubtedly red coveralls. My toothless sister

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Picture it: It was a blistering January day earlier this year. (That translates to about 58 degrees in Houston.) I was minding my own business, checking the comments on my website after posting the Bachelor recap. Since words of affirmation is my love language, I was naturally searching for “my favorite line was…” or “this one made me spit Diet Coke all over my monitor…” or “I was hoping you’d

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