Throwback: Cat Whisperer

(Originally posted July 2008) I love Cats. The musical. I can’t stand real cats. The dislike was probably born out of medical necessity. You see, I’m allergic to cats. BIG TIME allergic to cats. If I sit on a couch that a cat has been on or near, my eyes become a watery, itchy mess and my air passages start to close. Plus, most cats seem a bit snobby to

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Can I get a shot of Listerine over here?

Community kissing, fantasy suites, a few hundred f-bombs, a serenade by He Who Must Not Be Named and 10 minutes of “alone time” in the bathroom for the Weatherman. Everyone raise your shot glass full of Listerine in order to prepare yourself for episode three of the Bachelor Pad. SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone on your

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Bachelor Pad: Episode 3

The recap will be up as soon as I go buy some blue Listerine to rinse out my mouth.  Since I will be doing all of this blind folded, it may take a while. In the meantime, feel free to discuss last night’s episode in the comment section.  I’ll go first: I missed most of the kissing contest because I was rocking back and forth with my hands over my

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Outsiders vs. the Plastics

In case you didn’t get the memo from last night’s episode, the house is beginning to divide. Over here, you have the kids from the wrong side of the tracks. Over there, you have the popular kids who rule the school. Let me break it down even further… If the Bachelor Pad took place in an ‘80s movie, the Outsiders would consist of Andie and her BFF Duckie Dale, Donald/Ronald

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