A letter from ABC to the The Bachelor Pad contestants
Dear Bachelor Pad Contestants: The network is thrilled that you have decided to partake in the debauchery known as The Bachelor Pad. You have been hand picked by Our Host Chris Harrison due to your extreme willingness to perpetuate drama, your seduction technique, the way you rock a set of abs and/or your general sense of douchbaggery. Congratulations! As you know, there is $250,000 up for grabs in this competition.