IHGB #311: Bachelorette Charity Finale
ABC did its best to trick us during Charity’s final moments on her journey to find love, and let me tell you, dear reader, IT WORKED. I had all but monogrammed Joey’s initials on a towel and sent my practical engagement gift in the mail postmarked “Charity’s House | Georgia” when his bright blueberry suit pant leg unfolded itself out of the limo.
Some Guy in Austin and I share all the essential details of Bachelorette Charity’s finale. We cover the important topics, such as:
- Did Joey hire a hair stylist, and should that person get a raise?
- Why in God’s green earth is Peter the Pilot’s mom and dad in the studio audience?
- How tight are Val’s pants on Dancing with the Stars, and will Dotun make it through all of the Los Angeles glitz and glamor as Charity spends time there?
- Shouldn’t Gerry’s season air around five o’clock in the evening? And will we get whiplash from watching such wholesome romance to the debauchery known as Bachelor in Paradise in the next hour?
- And finally, what’s in the mysterious card Jesse gave the girl in the audience? My guess is thirty minutes of alone time with Joey. Some Guy in Austin thinks it’s a gift card to Chick-fil-A.
So help me if he’s right.
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Joey has dreamy eyes and a sweet smile. If he only had a British accent, he would make a terrific romantic lead in a Masterpiece PBS period drama.
I am so happy for this happy ending! Dotun comes from a nice family, and they really gel well together. I think she will be very happy indeed. She always looks so beautiful! The fashion designers did such a great job this season.
WHY were Peter Weber’s parents there?? I noticed them in the audience and just thought that was totally bizarre. My theory is that the producers were just trying to throw us off the scent of Joey as the next Bachelor by making us think it could be Peter instead… Also yes haha, I hope that Lea’s envelope IS a Chik fil a gift card! P.S. Paradise looks extra gross this season! (It’s a no from me, dawg.)