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IHGB #277: Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Fantasy Suites

Hello everyone! One quick disclaimer before we get started. It’s the fantasy suites, people, and that means Some Guy in Austin and I are going to be talking about some very adult stuff. You might want to earmuff the little ones if you’re listening to this in your car. We don’t get weird or gross, but the phrase “yeast infection” does come up twice. So it’s your call if you’d

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Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap: Sweet Fantasy

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Fantasy Suites It’s the fantasy suites, people, and that means ABC will stretch two hours of solid entertainment into four hours of frivolity. Let the record show that we did get some juicy tidbits of information, and significant tea was spilled all over Gabby’s florescent go-go dancer dress from the 60s. But that doesn’t mean we were devoid of stagnant moments of Aven trying to

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Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel: Men Tell All

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Men Tell All Well, the Men Tell All episode is traditionally a big fat dull flop. But this year, ABC made it extra weird by interjecting a ton of product placement. Luckily, I’m here to help you sift through the main things you need to know from two hours of fluff. You are welcome! Le Palmer Jesse Palmer thinks this is the best season ever.

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IHGB #276: Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Men Tell All

Hello everyone! Well, the Men Tell All episode is traditionally a big fat boring flop. But this year, ABC made it extra weird by interjecting a ton of product placement. Luckily, Some Guy in Austin is back to help me report on the major things you need to know. For example: Did the Sanderson Sisters curse Aven and Rachel’s date in Salem? Is Roby more or less annoying as a

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IHGB #275: Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Hometowns

Hello everyone! A thousand apologies for the delay of this podcast. Several barriers hindered me from recording on a regular schedule. My physical therapy was first to blame, but then silly mediations got in the way of Some Guy in Austin dissecting hometowns with me! My roommate Lara was gracious enough to step in last minute. She helps me sift through the boring dates (I’m looking at you, Jason, Johnny,

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