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Bachelorette Michelle Recap: I Feel the Need

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Week 3 I think my bracket is officially busted, but I’m fine with that result. I had producers keeping jack wagon Jamie around for another week of manipulation. So it is with great joy that I announce our sweet Michelle sent him packing with a curt, “Good-bye.”  Of course, Rick was the one who helped peel away her rose-colored Jamie glasses. I still think something shady is going

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Bachelorette Michelle Recap: The Real MVP

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Week 2 Let’s get one thing straight: I like Michelle. I do. And I don’t appreciate it when stupid boys make her cry. We can’t have one of my favorite bachelorettes of all time dissolve into a puddle of confusing tears multiple times in one episode, for heaven’s sake. I feel this maternal urge to protect her at all costs, and there are way too many jack wagons

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IHGB #228 Bachelorette Katie Finale

Well, Season 27 of The Bachelorette has gloriously come to an end. Katie is currently happy with her default, and we are ready to close this chapter of our journey. But before we do, Some Guy in Austin and I break down the finale, discussing very important things, such as: Is Aunt Lindsey a Man Eater? Did Greg dodge a bullet? Has the burning Zozobra visited your nightmares yet? And

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Bachelorette Katie Hometowns Recap: I Like the Way You Look

Bachelorette Katie Hometowns  I have to admit that this recap feels daunting. After watching Katie’s “hometowns,” followed by a quick perusal of the Twitterverse, I’ve deduced that much like our friend Greg, Bachelor Nation is reeling in emotions. We are divided, dear reader. And social media dictates that you must choose sides. Are you Team Greg? Or are you Team Katie?  I’m not ashamed to admit that more than half

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