Bachelor Recap: No Juan Needs To Know

There are 11 girls left and Juan Pablo is committed to keeping his eyes open and alert during this journey. He’ll need to in order to figure out who is a good fit, but also because there’s no telling what lurks in the murky greenish/brown water in Viet Nam. We can’t worry about that now! It’s time to take it to the next level by hopping a cartoon plane and

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Bachelor Recap: Episode 5

The recap will be up as soon as… Hey…stop crying. I’m here. Look at me. Listen to me. Stop crying. I don’t like it when you don’t look at me. LOOK AT ME. Stop crying. It’s okay. I’m right here. Look at me. The recap will be up as soon as I pick some more vegetables from the garden. Trust me.

Bachelor Recap: Juan Singular Sensation

It’s week four people and that means it’s time to leave the sanctuary of the mansion and force catty women to travel together. Everyone stumbles into the sunken living room, thankful that Harrison is wearing a nice, respectable yet totally trendy plaid shirt. He tries to wipe the sleep from his tired eyes, cursing the producers for suggesting Catherine and Sean get married on a Sunday. The long night spent

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Bachelor Recap: Episode 4

The recap will be up as soon as I finish downloading all of the 2NE1 (or 21 as I call them) songs on iTunes.  Did you know that they are the biggest K-Pop group in South Korea?  Did you Google K-Pop to know what that means? ME TOO! I must have that unicorn pendant.  I don’t care that it’s the size of a toddler.