Is The Bachelor going green again?

Thanks to everyone who wrote, Facebooked, texted, Tweeted and called me to say that it is rumored that Groban (aka: Ben the Wine Guy) will be our next Bachelor. Here were my initial thoughts: 1. When will ABC stop recycling bachelors? 2. How does Greek Groban feel about this? 3. Will Jennifer Love Hewitt be a contestant? 4. What if he talks in his puppy voice again? 5. Can he

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Bachelor Pad Recap: Speedos + Brett Michaels = JENIUS

So there I was at 7:45 a.m., visiting with the awesome morning show team of Nate and Murphy on Y101.7 – Jackson, Mississippi’s hit music station, and I’m overcome with anxiety as the interview rushes on because all I can think about is: – Can I use the word “package” when referring to Jake’s junk on this radio station? – Will Nate and Murphy think I’m tacky because I use

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Bachelor Pad Recap: Episode 3

The recap will be up as soon as I recover from Kasey’s “singing” to Vienna. Sometimes at night, I can still hear the “singing” when I’m asleep. I’m seeking help. From Brett Michaels. If you’ve recovered from last night’s episode, sound off in the comment section. The recap will be up this afternoon.

The Knight in Shining Armani Red Pants

After suffering through 57 collective minutes devoted to Jake extending an olive branch to Vienna on nine different occasions and Crazy Melissa convincing herself through a sensational fit of ugly crying that Blake is her soul mate, we end the night with what might be the purest moment in Bachelor/Bachelorette/Bachelor Pad history that could never be scripted by Mike Fleiss in a million years. Oh yeah…and Our Host Chris Harrison

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