IHGB #272: Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 4

If you’ve been around here for a minute, you know that the iHateGreenBeans safe word is PINEAPPLE. I screamed it at my television when I wasn’t rolling my eyes at Rachel’s incessant crying. Why? Because there were no less than 539 close-ups, tight-angled shots of kissing, tongues, lips, and one very unfortunate “smell my armpit” moment. Some Guy in Austin and I try to sift through the nonsense to answer the questions you all are asking. For example:

  • Should we start calling Jesse by the name Le Palmer?
  • How is Tyler old enough to buy a house, but not old enough to rent a car?
  • Here’s a fun game. Count how many times Some Guy says the name of the cruise ship incorrectly.
  • It’s true that Bachelor Nation should be mortified that Hayden left his cancer-stricken dog Rambo to come on this show. But should we be equally as appalled by those who left their children?

By the way, I know Rambo’s fate, and I share it with Some Guy mid-way through the show.

This is what we call a “teaser” in the biz!


Here’s the recap for episode 4.

HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.

And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!

Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!


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Kara Gray
Kara Gray
August 7, 2022 8:11 pm

This was the best episode…and I am not just saying that because I am in first place-BOOM!!!
SGIA was on it! I would pay a Patreon subscription to hear allll of his comments.
Keep up the good work!

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