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IHGB #255: Bachelor Clayton Hometowns

Well, it seems like just yesterday, Clay-en was the big, bumbling guy trying to capture Michelle’s attention by building forts for children out of hotel bed sheets.  Now he’s buying flowers, meeting parents, and attempting to judiciously answer the question, “Do you love my daughter?” It’s hometowns. That means scary siblings, difficult dads, and random wannabes who are either vying for screen time or slowly wishing The Bachelor camera crews

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Bachelor Clayton Recap: Psychoanalyzed

Bachelor Clayton Recap | Episode 7 Did I watch a fourth of this episode with my thumb firmly pressed on the fast-forward button? Maybe. But that didn’t stop me from having a fine time witnessing Clayton almost self-destruct at the word “performance” as he pulled at his tight-fitting turtleneck in Vienna. Clayton fully embraces the mantra that many bachelors and bachelorettes adopted in the last decade by not playing by the

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Bachelor Clayton Recap: Villains Gotta Vil

Bachelor Clayton Recap | Episode 6 I feel slightly sorry for The Bachelor because many distractions were competing for my mental space on Monday night. First of all, Valentine’s Day called for copious amounts of heart-shaped chocolate and Mama’s famous pink lemonade daiquiris. Second, the residual effects of the euphoria I experienced during the Super Bowl halftime show were still ricocheting through my body. Sadly, a dull bachelor gallivanting around Croatia

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Bachelor Clayton Recap: Holy Shirts and Pants

Bachelor Clayton Recap | Episode 3 When we last left Clayton, he was participating in a literal fireside chat with Jesse Palmer, asking the new host if a bachelor had ever taken back a rose before. Having been groomed for this moment, Palmer retorts a quick response that has become a staple in Bachelor Nation since Hotter Than Crap Brad decided not to propose to anyone at the end of his

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Bachelor Clayton Recap: Friends With Benefits

Bachelor Clayton Recap | Episode 2 As we settle into the second week of Clay-en’s journey to find love, several things are made clear by the end of this two-hour extravaganza. First of all, everyone seems more relaxed in the official Bachelor mansion, excluding Jesse Palmer, who gives off a “what am I doing here” vibe. You can tell someone in the front office likened this hosting gig to a former

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