Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 5 Let me just say that digesting two hours of Bachelor in Paradise is a treat. I appreciate that the producers have condensed the episode into edible chunks of drama. They packed so much into sixty minutes! People leaving left and right. Newbies showing up with their fresh faces. Ladies crying buckets of tears. Did I know Blake at the beginning? Nope.Was I sad for
Bachelor in Paradise Week 4 brought SO…MUCH…D-R-A-M-A. And I loved every second. Some Guy in Austin and I have thoughts upon thoughts. For example: When did Grocery Store Joe get so feisty? Will Tammy run out of tears by the end of the next episode? Why is Chris voted off the island, yet Brendan and Pieper are galvanting freely? Is Brendan a complete and total Chach? I’ll give you a hint:
Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 4 So. Much. D-R-A-M-A. And I loved every second. I have thoughts upon thoughts. Let’s get right to it, shall we? As usual, I will keep it tight with the “Top 5 Things You Need To Know” recap, accompanied by my super-nifty Spotify playlist. Enjoy!! “Suspicious Minds” by Elvis Presley Well, the rumors of Brendan vibing with Pieper (from Matt James’ season) before entering the beaches of
Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 2 Four hours of Paradise per week seems like way too much time to allow these very pretty people to “open their hearts” to each other. Can I get an amen? Especially when all they do is drink, lift weights, and sleep all day long. I’m looking at you, Joe the Grocer. I do not believe in wasting your time, dear reader, and I
Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Premiere Episode The time has come for twenty people who sort of know each other to gather together at a Mexican resort and day drink (until it’s time to nighttime drink) for three weeks solid. No one is safe from itchy sand, moldy beach beds, bold crabs, aggressive aqua fowl, and a tiny pocket person named Demi. This season’s cast of characters is a
