Bachelorette

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap: The Power

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 3 Fun fact: When Rachel bemoaned about the men having all the power in last night’s episode, I harkened back to the Hallsville High School auditorium, where the district-renowned Bobcat Belles warmed up each morning at the crack of dawn. We were a mighty drill team who insisted on specific “pump up” music to help us combat the desire to crawl back into our

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IHGB #270: Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 2

Seriously, y’all, the franchise has gone off the rails. Don’t get me wrong — I am HERE for it. But the lack of structure makes my brain hurt. And I don’t watch The Bachelorette so my brain can hurt. I watch The Bachelorette so I can hide behind my couch cushion in horror while rolling my eyes in disgust.  To be clear, there was a lot of that going on last night. However, I

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Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap: Something’s Missing

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 2 Seriously, y’all, the franchise has gone off the rails. Don’t get me wrong — I am HERE for it. But the lack of structure makes my brain hurt. And I don’t watch The Bachelorette so my brain can hurt. I watch The Bachelorette so I can hide behind my couch cushion in horror while rolling my eyes in disgust.  To be clear,

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IHGB #269: Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 1

I can confidently presume that no one on the show, including Uncle Jesse and our lovely leading ladies, has any idea what’s happening in this season of The Bachelorette. It’s clear by the lack of detail, the confused facial expressions, and the glaring omission of rose ceremony roses that the entire production team threw all caution to the wind, confiscated a cruise ship, and decided right then and there to let the

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Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap: No Clue

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 1 Well, that was different.  I can confidently presume that no one on the show, including Uncle Jesse and our lovely leading ladies, has any idea what’s happening in this season of The Bachelorette. It’s clear by the lack of detail, the confused facial expressions, and the glaring omission of rose ceremony roses that the entire production team threw all caution to the

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