Tierra Found Some New Sparkle…

People Magazine is reporting that Tierra is engaged to some dude she broke up with right before the show. Click HERE for details. My thoughts? OF COURSE SHE GETS ENGAGED! She needs to parade that sparkle around Women Tell All to remind everyone that MEN LOVE HER! I still think she’ll cry when she’s asked to the hot seat though. Phantom tears, obviously. What do y’all think?

Bachelor Recap: Don’t Let Them Take Your Sparkle

It’s episode seven and ABC has apparently been forced to cut the budget due to all the emergency vehicles that have been dispatched this season. In an unprecedented move, they allow all six of our bachelorettes, plus Sean, to board the same seaplane bound for St. Croix. Goodbye ubiquitous scarves and Ugg boots best suited for the cold, harsh Canadian Rockies! Hello Virgin Islands! Bring me your string bikini tops

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Bachelor Sean — Episode 7

Once I get my eyebrow under control, I’ll post the recap. In the meantime, y’all talk about how hard it is to date your boyfriend when all his other girlfriends are sooooo jealous of you. Lincee

Bachelor Sean, Episode 6: Ice Ice Baby

I feel like it was just yesterday that I was complaining about how ABC no longer shows gratuitous shirtless scenes of Sean working out and now they have him covered in awful sweaters — that must be the losing end of a bet. You’d think if the wardrobe department was going full-on Canadian stereotype, they’d make him wear a Maple Leaf jersey or a Robin Sparkles graffiti coat instead of

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