I’ve been recapping “The Bachelor” for about a decade. I’ve logged a ton of hours studying the “special” intricacies of this show and consider myself proficient in both the logistics needed and emotions best suited for a journey to find love. After 17 seasons, patterns begin to emerge. The competitors slowly fall into their roles and The Bachelor archetypes are on display for the world to see and judge accordingly.
Half of me wants to write, “The show was all about Tierra. I was bored. The end.” But I know that’s not what you come here for. You come here for a wacky interpretation of The Bachelor and to read about how Our Host Chris Harrison’s eyes sparkle like the sea after a storm. You come here to catch a glimpse of certain beloved actors: And you trick your significant
My friend Rebecca blew up my phone on Tuesday night, anxious to discuss the monumental moment that had just aired on both our televisions. I don’t care if you have never watched New Girl. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t invested in Jess and Nick’s background. What matters is that you need to watch this clip. Some of you will watch and dream. Others need to watch and learn. But
At first I was concerned I had accidentally flipped the channel to another show when the opening scenes from The Bachelor didn’t feature Sean finishing up his morning workout. Never fear — even though we missed b-roll footage of chest and back day, we were invited into Sean’s closet to watch him stand in his boxer briefs trying to figure out which v-neck and cargo shorts to wear. This decision
