Bachelor Sean Week 4

The answer is an astounding yes. Yes, Sean pulled a Mesnick. Not a half-Mesnick. A full-blown Mesnic. With a rose. That he dramatically dropped on the floor. He didn’t even throw it. He just summoned up the energy to relax his fingers and let it fall to its untimely demise. I’m sure that the moment wasn’t scripted at all. It looked completely genuine. Pay no attention to the random dudes

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THIS IS HAPPENING! Thanks to my friend Katie and her American Express, I will be participating in said happening in section 115 on row 12 thankyouverymuch where I will recite every lyric and perform every dance move when THIS happens: YES! My mother has been known to wear my old dancing leotards from the 80s as a bathing suit. With this somewhat embarrassing news out in the open, I can

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Bachelor Recap: Long Kiss + Awkward Kiss = Guinness Record!

I’ve watched The Bachelor for all 17 seasons. The producers love tradition. Variations of most contestants and dates can easily be repeated year after year, and we’ve grown to expect and anticipate what’s in store as we all sit down to watch this train wreck of a show. But every season has its own quirk and I have to give it up to the producers for insisting that each week,

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Bachelor Sean — Week 3

The recap will be up later this afternoon. I know what you’re thinking. Never fear. I absolutely address the question, “Why is Our Host Chris Harrison wearing chinos and a pink long-sleeved Oxford on the beach?” I’m happy to report that our host answered my query with an enlightening tweet last night. You’ll be surprised to hear his first wardrobe choice! Feel free to read my Huffington Post article by

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