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Bachelor in Paradise 2021 Finale Recap: Who Proposes?

Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Finale Extenuating circumstances have forced me to write an amended recap for you this late night, early morning. But let’s face it. All you really want to know is who left the beach broken-hearted and who left the beach with a ring on her finger.  Or who left the beach with a bro on his back. See for yourself below and check out my Spotify playlist

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Bachelor in Paradise 2021 Recap: Un-Break My Heart

Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 7 It’s a hard day when the first forty-five minutes of Bachelor in Paradise is cut off, thanks to a September rainstorm. Luckily, my hilariously witty friend Susan stepped up to provide color commentary for the first entry of my recap. I will forever be in her debt and move forward with a touch of anxiety that she is way funnier than I am, and

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Bachelor in Paradise 2021 Recap: So Long, Farewell

Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 5 Let me just say that digesting two hours of Bachelor in Paradise is a treat. I appreciate that the producers have condensed the episode into edible chunks of drama. They packed so much into sixty minutes! People leaving left and right. Newbies showing up with their fresh faces. Ladies crying buckets of tears. Did I know Blake at the beginning? Nope.Was I sad for

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Bachelor in Paradise 2021 Recap: Waxed and Vaxed

Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Premiere Episode The time has come for twenty people who sort of know each other to gather together at a Mexican resort and day drink (until it’s time to nighttime drink) for three weeks solid. No one is safe from itchy sand, moldy beach beds, bold crabs, aggressive aqua fowl, and a tiny pocket person named Demi. This season’s cast of characters is a

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Bachelorette Katie Finale Recap: What Will Aunt Lindsey Say?

Bachelorette Katie Finale I have thoughts. There are so many scenarios running around in this head of mine that I hardly know where to begin. But, never in the eighteen years of recapping this show have, I witnessed viewers display such strong feelings regarding the details surrounding the show lead’s final choice.  We all stood in solidarity, hating Juan Pablo with a passion. Arie dumping Becca on the yellow couch

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